I'm at 405 for my regular renovation progress checkup during lunch. As I drove into the carpark I noticed workers hauling broken tiles and marbles from the lift lobby. Oh! someone has started renovation too, but which unit was it? The 8th or 12th floor? That was answered quickly the moment I saw the lovely Terrazo tiles.
Omg. Speechless. Why would they tear up the Terrazo??!! Oh goodness. This is practically the only thing we had planned not to hack if we bought a unit with it in the area. You can't get these anymore. Seriously if the unit we bought had Terrazo flooring, we wouldn't ever think of changing it. Arrgghhhh, but sadly our 8th floor neighbour doesn't seem to think so.
Anyways I was surveying our unit and about to leave when I noticed an unfamiliar face at the door. It was an old bespectacled man in his late 50s or early 60s.
Pokpok: "Hi yes? who are you?"
Stranger: "Ehh hi, oh I live in this block ... on the 5th floor"
Pokpok: "Oh hi, how can I help you?"
Stranger: "Can I come in to take a look?"
Pokpok: "eh? why?"
Stranger: "There is very loud banging noise, so I came to take a look."
Pokpok: "Orrrhh, the loud banging is coming from downstairs, the 8th floor has just started renovation today."
Stranger: "Oh is it? I walked up from the 5th floor and didn't see any renovation." (looked at me with disbelieving eyes)
Pokpok: "Oh thats cos they closed the door. I was there earlier too when I hear the loud banging. You should go check it out"
Stranger: "Can I come in?" (this time in a slightly sterner voice)
Now it has occured to me that this busybody was irritated by the loud banging and came to investigate. When I saw him, he was checking the renovation permit pasted on the wall beside our front door. The fact that he insist on coming in meant one thing, he didn't believe me when I told him the constant hacking sound was coming from elsewhere. He wanted to get in to 'catch me in the act' and file a complaint to the authorities. How friendly!!!
I knew what he was after so I casually said ok, please come in. I caught a slight grin from him when I said it ... he must be thinking "Yeah! now I can catch him and screw him! Damn inconsiderate neighbour! I must upheld Justice~!!!."
Well, there was nothing much to see. As I led him around the house, the constant hammering can still be heard. Once it was evident that my unit was not the culprit, his glee started to fade. He tried his best to hide it but I can tell he was anxious to go once he figured that he had made a boo-boo and was barking up the wrong tree. Yeah mongrel ... you can try to act all neighbourly but you are not fooling me.
At this point, a second thought came to me. Could this be our upstairs neighbour? Maybe ... so I started my 2nd act.
Pokpok: "Wah you know ah buying old house very problematic!"
Pokpok: "My master bedroom leaking and the upstairs neighbour don't want to repair!"
Stranger: "How can?"
Pokpok: "Come come I show you, aiyah very troublesome"
Pokpok: "See! There is constant dripping!"
Stranger: "Aiyoh, but no worries I also had the same problem previously. Did you speak to this indian fella at the HDB branch office?"
He continued to give me neighbourly advice on who to approach while slowly walking towards the front door. Sensing he was gonna scoot away I offered the last morsel of good neighbourly act. "Oh when I celebrate house warming, please come join us hor!"
Hahhahahhaha the look on his face was priceless. You can tell he was feeling guilty for attempting to put me in trouble and yet I was being so friendly and nice towards him. I can't for the life of me recall his name now while I'm writing this post. All I can remember is his face and that he lives on the 5th floor facing south east.
Oh well, that's good enough. I've marked him as the block's troublemaker. I'm not letting you close to any of my family. Shoo, go away you fool!